I Am The Walrus
I am he
as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run,
like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake,
waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee shirt,
stupid bloody Tuesday
man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, (Ooh)
they are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g' joob.
Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty
little p'licemen in a row
See how they fly,
like Lucy in the sky
see how they run
I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard,
dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess,
boy you been a naughty girl,
you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, (Ooh)
they are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g' joob.
Sitting in an English
garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come,
you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.
Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile,
like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchards
climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, (Ooh)
they are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g' joob..
Goo goo g' joob,
g' goo goo g' joob,
Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob joob
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Lennon_spanks25 on 11th Jun 13:
“lovey Rita : D”
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brianna on 29th Apr 12:
“AT the end of the song you can hear pop eye.”
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Beatlette1 on 28th Feb 12:
“I don't get why people laugh at this song, it's BRILLIANT!!!!”
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santiago93 on 27th Dec 11:
“So... I'm an eggman. :)”
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floortom on 1st Dec 11:
“amazing!”
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drybones on 2nd Jul 11:
“same with me i don't no if it even makes since”
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Nella McCartney on 17th Jun 11:
“So strange, so great :)”
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Lovely Rita loves Ringo on 23rd Feb 11:
“It sounds so weird and epic!”
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jesusks on 1st Feb 11:
“i am the walrus”
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naughtyboy on 7th Nov 10:
“@abeynight22
Simon and Garfunkel sang coo coo ca choo in Mrs. Robinson, obviously copying/saluting(?) Lennon.” - Sign in or create a free account to comment on this page.






